The only cure is to dispense with Steve from the seat of Canadian Government and to begin re-branding our country. It will take a while and it will require one or more governments to do so. However, in the end, Canadians will surely find themselves — once again!
The other day, while waiting for the Caucus to convene, I read an article in The New Yorkerby Andy Borowitz, who reported on a new strain of fact-resistant humans. These are people who cannot absorb facts.
As soon as I read the words “fact-resistant humans,” I knew that our own dear leader Stephen Harper had been afflicted with the disease. I wanted to warn him immediately and advise him to see a doctor, but I knew it would be useless.
Because, you see, Stephen doesn’t realize that he has the disease. Since he can’t absorb facts, he doesn’t know that he can’t absorb facts. Thus, he can’t see the effect of his policy decisions.
For example, even though over 800 scientists documented the results of human-caused climate change, Stephen abolished almost the whole body of Canadian legislation protecting our environment…
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